50 'invisible' First Dates

Forgetful Lucy

Adam Sandler 

The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me 
the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosie

I used to trick you into 
pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was 
when you beat the shit 
out of Ula with a bat
And we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always 
has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Carrie Busie
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go 
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jacquo 
the walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss?


How many Rabbits do you see
on the
Aisle of View