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50 'invisible' First Dates




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Forgetful Lucy

Adam Sandler 

The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me
the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosie

I used to trick you into
pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was
when you beat the shit
out of Ula with a bat
And we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always
has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Carrie Busie
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jacquo
the walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kis
s?


How many Rabbits do you see
on the

Aisle of View

                            

Comments

I'm seeing Billions! Billions of of them! ahaha =)

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